nudityandnecromancy

krazykitsune:

leupagus:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

frostlands:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

VAMPIREDUDE:
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME:
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE:
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME:
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE:
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME:
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

Sounds like something Bob would do.

He co-wrote Monsters Anonymous and the She trilogy. He’s featured on the Dr. Horrible DVD. He made the Atop the Fourth Wall theme song. He makes excellent music in general. He’s a frequent villain on The Projectionist Project. He’s one of my best friends and one of my groomsmen. Get him to my wedding!

My Awesome Friends

Brad Heath - My dad who has helped with nearly all of my projects and is a fantastic artist and really needs to get an online presence going.

Ray Friesen - Fantastic writer/artist/creator of funny comics like Pirate Penguin Vs. Ninja Chicken and Lookit!. He does a lot of fantastic comics and you should buy them all. He also wrote Yarg! for me to film and made the Minty Pineapple and MonAnon logos.

Josh Spurgin - Frequent leading man and soon to be best man. He’s tops in my books. Also, he has a beard and a corgi.

Vincent E.L. - Fantastic musician and writer. Check out his soundcloud and ill_eden. You might also know him as the creator of The Reverend who was featured on the Dr. Horrible DVD and/or as the guy who did the theme song for Linkara’s Atop the Fourth Wall. He has co-written a lot of projects with me and is a recurring character on The Projectionist Project.

Christopher D. Bate - Wonderful writer who penned such classics as Neil’s New Robot, Better Off Inside, and Bent Record. Also wrote The Ten Year Fight and Thank You For Holding for Biffon Films.

Jack Lenore - This dude also makes some cool music. He’s also Neil in Neil’s New Robot and a lawyer on MonAnon.

Toni Becnel - My future wife! She’s also helped me write a couple things and film things and is just all around awesome. She also makes awesome things and created Boobs Don’t Work That Way.

Chris Cherry - Excellent writer and funny guy. He plays a recurring character on The Projectionist Project and also wrote a weird essay about me. He’s also reviewed a thing or two on his own.

Ben Paddon - A ridiculously prolific fellow. Creator of the fantastic review series PortsCenter, the hilarious webcomic Jump Leads, the upcoming Dalek Gary, and so much more. He also narrated the previously mentioned weird essay. He also had a cameo in the Projectionist Project review of Wreck-It Ralph.

Rocky Perry - Author of the Luke Banderloft book series and creator of the web series adaptation (which I’m in!). He’s a really cool guy who let me hit him in the head with a Nerf sword.

I’m sure I’m missing some people… But still, these are all awesome people and you should check out all the fantastic things they are making. They are wonderful, amazing, beautiful people.

riker-wears-a-skant
sheslaysbears:

best-of-funny:

aquaticatrocities:

holyhomoporn:

elendadventure:

spookylyriumspirit:

banimals:

I’ve had worse housemates. 

Is Death, single?

this sounds like a great idea for a tv show

Someone make this a book

*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*

X

I just reblogged this from my roommate and I think she’s trying to tell me something.

Well, there’s a movie, a web series, a review series, and a handful of sketches…

sheslaysbears:

best-of-funny:

aquaticatrocities:

holyhomoporn:

elendadventure:

spookylyriumspirit:

banimals:

I’ve had worse housemates. 

Is Death, single?

this sounds like a great idea for a tv show

Someone make this a book

*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*

X

I just reblogged this from my roommate and I think she’s trying to tell me something.

Well, there’s a movie, a web series, a review series, and a handful of sketches…

ordinaryoddness

ordinaryoddness:

mintypineapple:

biffon-films:

Heres the first short teaser for “The Ten Year Fight”

Any film written by Christopher D. Bate is a film I will watch.

Likewise to the wonderful Minty Pineapple universe, which I’m honoured to have been a part of (twice!)

More than twice if you count how I’ve stolen your robotic creation from Neil’s New Robot for MonAnon AND The Projectionist Project.

thedailywhat
thedailywhat:

A New Perspective of the Day: Floor Plans From Famous TV Shows
Since September 2012, Spanish interior designer Iñaki Aliste Lizarralde has been mapping meticulously detailed floor plans based on notable fictional residences in popular TV shows. Initially shared on his deviantART account, Lizarralde’s project includes the apartments from How I Met Your Mother (shown top),Friends (shown middle) and Frasier (shown bottom), among several others.
Hat tip to Juxtapoz.

After seeing how weird some of these layouts are, I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with having the MonAnon apartment layout make sense…

thedailywhat:

A New Perspective of the Day: Floor Plans From Famous TV Shows

Since September 2012, Spanish interior designer Iñaki Aliste Lizarralde has been mapping meticulously detailed floor plans based on notable fictional residences in popular TV shows. Initially shared on his deviantART account, Lizarralde’s project includes the apartments from How I Met Your Mother (shown top),Friends (shown middle) and Frasier (shown bottom), among several others.

Hat tip to Juxtapoz.

After seeing how weird some of these layouts are, I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with having the MonAnon apartment layout make sense…